Daily Dialogue: Roll the Stress Away

Weekends, too! Twenty minutes of writing dialogue aimlessly twixt two people.

Kelly
Pass the roach, Samantha.

Samantha
Wha? Oh, sorry. Where was I?

Kelly
You were talking about your week. This is some good stuff. Where’d you get it?

Samantha
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows… Shit, I lost it.

Kelly
You’re not that stoned. That week of yours must’ve been some kind of hazardous.

Samantha
A little bit. How much of that’s left?

Kelly
It’s a roach. You want longevity, you better roll a blunt.

Samantha
Right. Pinky-sized or fatty boom batty?

Kelly
It’s your stash. But let’s not let this be all about ganja, eh?

Samantha
So my Monday was all fuckitty-uppitty because I couldn’t start my car. Turned out someone stole my transmission.

Kelly
What’s that?

Samantha
A big, fuckin’ ugly thing under your car that I’m fuckin’ annoyed no one saw being taken.

Kelly
Oh. Shit.

Samantha
Yeah, and my insurance isn’t sure if that’s covered.

Kelly
I would think that… uh… transmission-theft? Would be under the umbrella of coverages.

Samantha
Yeah, well, what’re you gonna do?

Kelly
You can start by stop rolling. Damn, girl. You plan on smoking a toilet paper roll?

Samantha
Wha? Oh, shit. I’ll cut it down.

Kelly
Nah, let it be, girl, let it be.

Samantha
Ok, Lennon. You just wanna get blowed outta your face.

Kelly
Yeah? And I want you to, too. Heh, tu-tu.

Samantha
Keep it together.

Kelly
You had a week that started with a chunk of your can being stolen. And it doesn’t sound like it’ll get better. I don’t wanna spend half the night picking you up off the floor because you’re having a rage fit. I’d rather spend half the night picking you up off the floor because you smoked too much. Dead weight’s easier to carry than angry weight. So. Light up, share, and share.

Samantha
I lost you at “stolen”. ‘Cause of the stress, so you’re right.

Kelly
Aren’t I usually?

Samantha
Well, there was that one time, at band camp–

Kelly
Light up and shut up. Nix that second part.

Samantha
Right. So Monday sucked. Then Tuesday happened.

Kelly
What happened– Oh. Yeah.

Samantha
Yeah. Gonna need a few drags for this one.

Kelly
Take your time, girl. I’ll reload our mango juices.

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